Italy's Final Insult...

The Crapuccino... recipe as follows as demonstrated by one of our ferry's bartenders...

1. One hit from the hopper

2. NO tamping... very important

3. Attach portafilter to grouphead and push button

4. Ignore espresso as its extracted

5. Add over-frothed milk in little paper cup

*** May add sugar until drink is somewhat palatable

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